Heather E. Schwartz

Heather E. Schwartz is a performer, writer, and creator of interactive experiences that combine comedy, music, and audience participation. She produces work through Quiet Girl Comedy—presenting performances, workshops, and speaking programs—and develops books and creative projects through Heather E. Schwartz Studio, where she specializes in nonfiction work-for-hire and licensed content while also developing original IP.

Her work spans solo performances at NYC’s The PIT and Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre, an appearance on E! True Hollywood Story, and writing children’s books and content for brands like Disney, Sesame Street, Scholastic, and Penguin Random House.

Based in New York’s Capital Region, Heather’s work is playful, engaging, and rooted in real human experience—and yes, she really did once get bumped from a CNN interview by Queen Elizabeth II.